{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
HAHAHAHAH! yes.

{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Prolly not. Even eating animals creeps me out and if I was gonna eat a person, I would likely have to chop them up myself and that I could not do. Yuck times 10.

{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Gravol. Then, I would just fall asleep.

{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}

{4} shot or stabbed?
Shot for sure. I can't handle knives.

{5} asphixiated or exsanguination (bleed to death)?
I would never, ever wanna suffocate. That would be a terrible way to die.

{6} drowned or buried alive?
Either way is technically suffocating. The thought of suffocating scares the shit out of me. I cannot choose.

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Wow, this is a terribly morbid survey. Someone watches too much CSI and blunt-force trauma I suppose.

{8} poisoned or overdosed?
Poisoned, that seems less emo somehow.

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Dude, this is suck. I would have to take the disease I guess. I don't want ants crawling in my eyes and ears and mouth and butt.

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
Shot or stabbed because it was the easiest.

{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Of those? Ummm.... The ants in my ass one.

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Ummm, accident. It might end up being less painful.

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Ummm, either way, they benefit so that is fine by me.

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Umm, plane. Maybe my family could sue easier?

{15} killed in your home or away from home?
I would not want to be killed in my home but I also would not want to be far away so my family had to get my body sent back from like another country or something.

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
Sleep.

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Stranger.

{RANDOM...}

{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
I am going to donate my body to science. Maybe they can extract my awesome somehow and use it as a vaccine against lameness for future generations.

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
I don't want a funeral but Deb is making me. And I have never been to one in a church. That is just weird.

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
I want that carney song from the circus. You know, the one.

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
idc. I am gonna be creamated if they give the body back after that science crap. I dunno if they let you wear clothes when they burn you. If so, I wanna be burned in a wedding dress. That would be sweet.

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
Dan.

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
I want to be at my funeral. I think I am gonna have a living funeral at some point if I end up being old one day and not dying first.

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Remembered and hated. If people are not gonna remember happy things about me, I might as well just make them miserable even in death. At least then I served some purpose.

{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Alone. I don't want to do that to another person. I can't stand the thought of it myself.