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Morbid Survey of Scariness

Journal Entry: Mon May 28, 2007, 8:31 AM
  • Mood: Nervous
  • Listening to: Fallout Boy!
  • Reading: Wizard's First Rule
  • Watching: NOTHING
  • Playing: Minesweeper
  • Eating: An apple.
  • Drinking: Water
{1} do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
HAHAHAHAH! yes.

{2} if you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Prolly not. Even eating animals creeps me out and if I was gonna eat a person, I would likely have to chop them up myself and that I could not do. Yuck times 10.

{3} if forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Gravol. Then, I would just fall asleep.

{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}

{4} shot or stabbed?
Shot for sure. I can't handle knives.

{5} asphixiated or exsanguination (bleed to death)?
I would never, ever wanna suffocate. That would be a terrible way to die.

{6} drowned or buried alive?
Either way is technically suffocating. The thought of suffocating scares the shit out of me. I cannot choose.

{7} killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Wow, this is a terribly morbid survey. Someone watches too much CSI and blunt-force trauma I suppose.

{8} poisoned or overdosed?
Poisoned, that seems less emo somehow.

{9} killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Dude, this is suck. I would have to take the disease I guess. I don't want ants crawling in my eyes and ears and mouth and butt.

{10} out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
Shot or stabbed because it was the easiest.

{11}...which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Of those? Ummm.... The ants in my ass one.

{12} killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Ummm, accident. It might end up being less painful.

{13} killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Ummm, either way, they benefit so that is fine by me.

{14} killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Umm, plane. Maybe my family could sue easier?

{15} killed in your home or away from home?
I would not want to be killed in my home but I also would not want to be far away so my family had to get my body sent back from like another country or something.

{16} killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
Sleep.

{17} killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Stranger.

{RANDOM...}

{18} what do you want done with your body when you die?
I am going to donate my body to science. Maybe they can extract my awesome somehow and use it as a vaccine against lameness for future generations.

{19} you're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
I don't want a funeral but Deb is making me. And I have never been to one in a church. That is just weird.

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
I want that carney song from the circus. You know, the one.

{21} what outfit would you like to be buried in?
idc. I am gonna be creamated if they give the body back after that science crap. I dunno if they let you wear clothes when they burn you. If so, I wanna be burned in a wedding dress. That would be sweet.

{22} who do you want to give your eulogy?
Dan.

{23} any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
I want to be at my funeral. I think I am gonna have a living funeral at some point if I end up being old one day and not dying first.

{24} would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Remembered and hated. If people are not gonna remember happy things about me, I might as well just make them miserable even in death. At least then I served some purpose.

{25} would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Alone. I don't want to do that to another person. I can't stand the thought of it myself.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 24
  • Current Residence: Ontario, Canada
  • Favourite game: RISK
  • Favourite gaming platform: Board
  • Favourite cartoon character: Hank Hill completes life.
  • Personal Quote: Uncircumsized is Latin for uncool.

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*MoonsongWolf:iconMoonsongWolf: Dec 1, 2007, 9:23:04 PM
Thanks for the fave! I appreciate it.

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=loveforRuka:iconloveforRuka: Aug 16, 2006, 10:12:39 AM
Thanks for the watch!

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~mae-b:iconmae-b: May 3, 2006, 5:16:02 PM
Helloo!! thanks a lot for add my wall to your favs ;)
~Chronus:iconChronus: Feb 27, 2006, 9:25:42 PM
Amanda, you need to write more journals. I am so uninformed of what is going on with you.

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~akinna:iconakinna: Feb 17, 2006, 7:06:13 PM
:glomp:

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~akinna:iconakinna: Feb 15, 2006, 5:50:11 PM
Thank you very much for the :+fav:.

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!xuberalles:iconxuberalles: Feb 2, 2006, 6:07:37 PM
Thanks for the add. :)
~callmeEpoch:iconcallmeEpoch: Nov 20, 2005, 11:17:44 AM
thank you for watching
does it turn you on...?
just kidding...
maybe...
definitely...
possibly...

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~once1nabluem00n:icononce1nabluem00n: Nov 5, 2005, 3:24:19 PM
Thank you for the random note of niceness! :hug:
It did make me smile to see it! :) :)

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~KleaveR:iconKleaveR: Oct 5, 2005, 7:57:43 AM
thanx for the +fav on my tattoo design, much appreciated!

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~azuki13:iconazuki13: Oct 5, 2005, 7:52:17 AM
Thanks for the :+fav: for behind Closed Doors. I really appreciate it :D

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~realitybox:iconrealitybox: Oct 4, 2005, 9:38:44 AM
:D Thanks for the fav on Bartholemew!

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~ClarissaVaughn:iconClarissaVaughn: Oct 4, 2005, 9:13:13 AM
Hi amanda thanx for the fav**
Nice photos u have on ur gallery... :)

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~once1nabluem00n:icononce1nabluem00n: Oct 3, 2005, 7:11:45 PM
Thank you for the fav on CA Lake!! :boogie:

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~xghostpsalmx:iconxghostpsalmx: Sep 19, 2005, 6:55:43 PM
wow! thanks for all the +favs - i am definately not worthy of them.

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~np088224:iconnp088224: Sep 12, 2005, 10:52:08 AM
Not a problem. You are interesting and so I figured I would check your stuff out.

AMANDA
~once1nabluem00n:icononce1nabluem00n: Sep 12, 2005, 10:22:57 AM
And thanks so much for the watch!!! :w00t:

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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then it suddenly flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." -Matt Groening
~once1nabluem00n:icononce1nabluem00n: Sep 2, 2005, 11:23:12 AM
Thanks so much for the fav and the very kind comment!! :hug: =D

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~YELTZIN:iconYELTZIN: Sep 1, 2005, 12:10:43 AM
thank you very much!

have a nice day!!! :D

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~lumpthing:iconlumpthing: Aug 26, 2005, 3:59:47 PM
For some reason you don't get notified when people leave comments on your userpage - you have to go and look at it yourself. The same goes deviants' personal message boards. Very pontless and annoying if you ask me.

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~np088224:iconnp088224: Aug 25, 2005, 11:57:37 AM
LOL. This is the first time that I have seen this. That's odd.

Anyways, anytime you feel like handing out compliments, stop on by!

AMANDA
~np088224:iconnp088224: Aug 25, 2005, 11:53:27 AM
Holy Crap. I never noticed this till today!!

You put cakes and pies!!

I love you times a million Bobby.

AMANDA
~Rourkart:iconRourkart: Aug 17, 2005, 8:04:52 PM
thanks for adding me to your friends list